I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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