Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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