kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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