Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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