She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
this hospital has no fireball
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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