She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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