Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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