is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
