I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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