My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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