I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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