Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
