I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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