My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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