Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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