what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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