I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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