I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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