Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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