i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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