Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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