My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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