16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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