butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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