when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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