I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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