Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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