iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
They have beer where we have blood.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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