He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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