Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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