Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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