Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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