there's paper in my vomit.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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