im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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