He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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