I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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