I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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