For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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