If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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