M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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