At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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