We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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