just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Boobs speak an international language.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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