If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he had hair everywhere except his balls
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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