We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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