ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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