everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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