problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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