i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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