Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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