Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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