he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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